Aidy Bryant returned as host for film Independent Spirit Awards Saturday and immediately welcomed the audience to “Hollywood’s third or fourth biggest night.” She also had a lot to say about an obviously worried kiss with Kieran Culkin, and at that time “did like a normal, nothing-to-kiss, because if I had gone for it, his ass would be divorced.”
The price exhibition turns 40 this year, “The most disgusting age in Hollywood,” she added. “But frankly, 40 are the new 20. You know, hell, look at Scorsese and Coppola. I guess 80 are the new 30. I tell you, old is the new young. “
“You know, I saw many of your old donkeys boring as hell that Tiktok was forbidden, and it’s not for you,” joking Bryant. “Okay, now you’re 40, you have to move on to Facebook. Start making long, sincere posts about how good the staff was at Hampton Inn in Youngstown, Ohio. Especially thanks to Ruth for allowing us to keep our dog’s ear medication in the staff’s refrigerator. “
The age is also when “many people” begin to realize “that all their lives, they have actually been bi”, continued Bryant. It is also when “you realize that you can get horny from anything, you know, soft loaf of French bread, pumping gas, Kieran Culkin’s small bracelet.”
When he was on the subject Culkin, Bryant revealed that the couple had exchanged a “comic kiss” when the actor hosted “Saturday night live.” Culkin told Bryant’s co -author that she “really went for it with that kiss”, something that came back to her. The sketch in question was “cut and never came to air”, Bryant continued.
“There was only one thing I did that I had to live with, and I thought it would now be a good time to clear the air. So I’m sorry Kieren, and I’m sorry for Kieran’s wife, ”she said. “Oh, but I guess I am told that the Kieren is not here. Well, then I guess, I guess I say this, I actually didn’t go for it with kiss. Okay, I did like a normal, nothing-to-kiss, because if I had gone for it, his ass would be divorced. “
Bryant also shouted celebrities who participated in the exhibition, like Amy Adams who were in “‘Night Bitch’, but in real life she is just an ordinary old day intoxicated.” Jesse Eisenberg, who is nominated for the best script for “a real pain”, was “nervous – not about winning, but only in general.”
Bryant’s monologue included some jokes outside color about sexual harassment in Hollywood. She noted that “many of the actors are men who should currently be imprisoned, and any actor for you, you are right.” Bryant later added: “I want to take a moment, just to be honest, I would definitely take the subject, but only, just because of how fantastic it would be to spend a whole week dead, naked on a bathroom floor. “
Towards the end of her monologue she noted, “I know it feels a bit stupid to have a price show now, but your movies are important to people, and somewhere out there, some young person currently makes your work all the personality, and they are so annoying over it. I mean, mailboxd is an incredible community, but there are some terrorists there that need to be stopped. “
